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{November 2, 2010}   More Jokes…

Thanks to Marlon for posting a good one. Here’s one from my husband, he heard it at work.

Blonde paint job
A blonde wanting to earn some money went to the front door of the first house she saw and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“You can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” 

The man agreed to hire her.  The man’s wife heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.

 “Yes,” the blonde answered “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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